I love a shiny, nicely-rounded head with a big nose. Life doesn't get any better! My friends have hypothesized that I "have a 'thing' for baldies." But I disagree. To me, a bald man with a big nose signifies great intelligence. . . sensitivity. . . . cleverness. . . . .and LOVE. Oh my.
Let me share with you some choice selections:
As a bald man lover, need I say more? Most (??) baldies exude an intelligent sexuality. . .and you can appreciate their incredible face, without being distracted by that crazy hair that may be full of dandruff.
But I must admit, to me the most incredibly attractive bald men are also Jewish. To me, the bald head, big nose, and jewishness signifies the peak of male attractiveness. I LOVE them!! And of course I love most men in New York City and Chicago -- heaven help me!!
Yet I've noticed a certain distraction on my part. .. . . .I have no reasoning for it, other than sheer attraction. It may go back to my 70s high school days, when a senior had an awesome hairdo. I can't explain it, but I LOVE
THE AFRO!!
I know some of you can't deny it -- the afro is sexy! Look at these men! They are total love-muffins!! And when you watch one of these awesome men running, with the air flowing through their afro -- there is nothing sexier! You can disagree with me on the basic look of the afro, but every woman will fall to the afro-blowing-through-the-wind!!
In conclusion. Please help me. I desperately love the bald, big-nosed men. . . . .but adore a huge afro, blowing through the wind, -- attached to either a pro athlete, or a poor dweeb who doesn't kn ow any better.
Goodness. I love them all.
